This Blog hAS MOVED

Yeah, I moved it. New stuff will be at http://stuffmygirlfriendsays.tumblr.com/

Thanks for reading here. I hope you'll follow at the new location.

Okkervil River was playing on the stereo while we were having sexytime.

Can you turn that off? It makes me worry you might be pretending I'm a dude.

She said she had a sore tummy. I asked if it had to do with the Indian food she ate last night

Yes. It should be poop by now.

All I did was mention that there was nothing on TV

Put on 'Merlin'. You LOVE gay shit.

Monetize

Hey if that blog about me was on Tumblr, you'd have a book deal by now.

I said 'Those shoes are sexy, you should leave them on when we shag"

Yeah, but to get in you'll need to cut a hole in my tights. Two holes, if you're lucky.

On seeing me bend over naked

Whoa! It's like going out the back of a butcher's store – all that swinging meat!