My girlfriend is pretty, smart, and wonderful to me. I also think she is a complete mentalist sometimes, as evidenced by the crazy shit she says. This is my attempt to chronicle her wit and wisdom.
Sunday, May 4, 2008
On seeing the new Carlton Kressley show where he teaches women to love their bodies.
I want to have a tv show like that. I will say, "STOP BEING FAT" and whenever the women try to eat, I will zap them with a cattle prod. When they are a size 6, they'll thank me.
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