My girlfriend is pretty, smart, and wonderful to me. I also think she is a complete mentalist sometimes, as evidenced by the crazy shit she says. This is my attempt to chronicle her wit and wisdom.
Friday, May 8, 2009
I said 'Those shoes are sexy, you should leave them on when we shag"
Yeah, but to get in you'll need to cut a hole in my tights. Two holes, if you're lucky.
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