My girlfriend is pretty, smart, and wonderful to me. I also think she is a complete mentalist sometimes, as evidenced by the crazy shit she says. This is my attempt to chronicle her wit and wisdom.
Friday, March 14, 2008
On being told by someone that they hate alarm clocks
"Sucks to be you. When I hear the alarm, I think, "YAY, SEX!" and then, "YAY, COFFEE!". I love mornings."
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