My girlfriend is pretty, smart, and wonderful to me. I also think she is a complete mentalist sometimes, as evidenced by the crazy shit she says. This is my attempt to chronicle her wit and wisdom.
Thursday, March 13, 2008
On lesbians
"Chicks are a hassle. If I were a lesbian I'd just throw the chick a vibrator and an economy size pack of batteries and tell her to have at it while I went shopping. Wait, that sounds like the perfect relationship!"
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